4 good-sized cucumbers, thinly sliced
1/2 large white onion, thinly sliced
1/2 cup sour cream
1/2 cup light Miracle Whip
fresh dill, as much as you want, to taste (I'm Ukrainian, so there's a LOT of dill in there!) Fresh dill works best, but if you don't have it, the dried stuff'll work, too

Mix it all together, and chill for at least one hour. MMMMMM!
(Dono always wanted to be a hand model, so I told him this could be his big break!)